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...Barn Dance?

Journal Entry: Mon Jul 6, 2009, 12:10 AM
I've had some funny times recently. And I mean…REAL funny times. I've been crying a lot due to the laughter. Not that anything especially hilarious has happened, but you know when everything is just outrageously funny? I'm in a laughy mood, that's what it is. I've been here before but never so much as right now. -flail-


An example of a recent hilarious time was...a BARN DANCE. I'm not even kidding, me :iconotterwen:, :iconaofie-fionn: and :iconscampicub: were all invited to a Barn Dance being held by a family friend. We got the invite (I laughed at the invite cause it had cow pictures on) and sort of looked at each other like "lol are they serious?" We'd never been to one before and we sort of jumped to some unfair conclusions about it. I guess we expected a lot of old farmers and.... pigs, I guess.

I said to my mum "HAHA sure thing, you go and show me the pictures when you get back..."

Had absolutely no intention of going. Then on the day it was happening, I get a phonecall from my cousin BEGGING me to go. "I don't want to be on my owwwwn" she said. So I forced myself to go for hersake (cause im a heroic person like that. Not a bit of me was curious about the barn dance. No. Definitely not. :B )

So I went.

It was actually one of the funniest nights out I've had in a while. I have never laughed so much in my entire life. There we were expecting a few chirpy farmers, we turn up and there is a field FULL of cars. We walk down a little mud path and there are these two huge barns opposite each other, and HUNDREDS of people. It was insane, I saw people there I haven't seen for years.

Hilarious moment number one was my mum, standing with me and my sis...then all of a sudden this guy walks over all "OHMYGOD WENDY!?" She looks at him "Ohmygod IT'S YOU! How the hell are you doing!?" "God, I'm fine! Everyone's fine, kids are good - but how are YOU, jesus christ it's been a long time!"

They start chatting like crazy, obviously having a catch up. Me and Jess sort of edge away to give them some space...

They'd been talking for about 15 mins before the guy went to get some foods. My mum walks back over to us. We give her the "so who was that" look. She says (looking a bit pale) "I have absolutely no idea who that man was."

I dunno about Jess, but I nearly collapsed. I have no memory of much that happened for 5 mins after that cause I was laughing the whole time. I guess it was one of those things you had to see for yourself, but i'd realised in that moment how much of a talented people person my mum is. :'D


Hilarious moment number two was when me, my cousin and sister were sitting on a hay stack :lol:. That's all. Just the haystack was hilarious. And the woman next to us who got bit on the foot by a bug. She was talking about frogs or something to do with animal biology, then she goes "ARGHUUUH". We were all :0, then she points at a bug crawling away from her foot. (Being heroic once again) I leapt from the hay and stomped on it...which had no effect whatsoever. It just ran away totally unhurt. (My cousin found that one hilarious, which hurt my ego's.)


Hilarious moment number three...was so funny...me, my sis and cousin laughed ALL THE WAY HOME about it. Obviously...at a barn dance...there is dancing. After a lot of alcohols, we were all dancing. I'd never seen my auntie dance before, nor my mum.

They didn't know any badass dancemoves, so my cousin demonstrated the "house, roof, chimney, smoke" routine. Basically "house" is your hands as vertical straight lines. Roof is your hands all slanted, meeting at the tips like a roof. Chimney, you move your hands back to vertical straight lines, then smoke, you wiggle your hands around.

We put this to them as a totally serious dance routine. My mum didn't buy it, but my auntie did. She starts doing it (we're trying not to laugh blatantly in her face) and then we actually listen to what she's saying. She was doing the dance and mumbling under her breath "House, Roof, Chimney, Fish!"

...FISH.

That time we did hit the deck. All the way home. I had such fun times at that barn dance. I'll never judge farmers again. :'D



ANYWAY, that is my story of the month. In addition, if you remember Missy Forbis and her Mathema entry to a competition...she's finally sorted out her website and I think you should raid it. Her stuff is cool beans, in my opionions, and a lot of you thought so too. Go see: [link]

Also my lil sista Jessy :iconaofie-fionn: is doing comissions. She's struggling to find a job atm (aren't we all :fear:) so any art comish is GOOD. She does card designs, animal portraits, photo portraits...ALLSORTS lol. Go look. :love:

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Mood: Adoration ~Taruura-chan:iconTaruura-chan: 51 seconds ago
Dear Slinkers,
I love that Potter Gump you did! It's hilarious! Thriller lol. I didn't think Cedric would stoop so low as to play a blood sucking psycopath in a movie named after the early hours of the morning?! I mean seriously, doesn't he know thats when the death eaters come!? Poor Cedric, he'll never understand.
But anyway, what program do you use to make your flashes with?

Happy Devving!
From Taruura-chan

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~insert maniacal laughter~
Taruura-chan: "Look! There is a butterfly!"
Erise-senpai: "I can fly it twice as high!"
Erise-senpai: "In this book!"
Taruura-chan: "Take a look!"
Both: RAINBOW READING!
Marli: Can we run? Can we? Can we?!
~SCHIMPANSEN:iconSCHIMPANSEN: 7 minutes 25 seconds ago
cool animations n stuff

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You are the answer.
~Bai-sama:iconBai-sama: 1 hour 36 minutes ago
Your flash videos are so amazing. XD
I must watch you.

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ALL HAIL JASHIN! 8D
~sweets8:iconsweets8: 4 hours 42 minutes ago
I feel for you on the gump flash, musta taken hella long with, what, 13 - 18 + times having to redo it?! Sweet, sweet jesus D:

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The weather decides what it wants to be that day, regardless of the time of year . . . . at least where I'm at anyways.
~Akrazikra:iconAkrazikra: 4 hours 53 minutes ago
Me like your work^^
:heart: It be good :heart:

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It's not logical.
Don't laugh, though I'm reckless.
Don't get in my way, though I'm trash
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So theres problems in your life
Thats fucked up, and Im not blind
Im just see through faded, super jaded
And out of my mind
~RainBowEnvy:iconRainBowEnvy: 6 hours 53 minutes ago
I love your flashes, they make me laugh a lot :3 *watches*

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Proud Matt, Riku, and Luppi cosplayer~~
A proud extended member of gewaad~ :3
I am a man stuck in a female body~
I am a HUGE RENT-head~
I love you if you look at my page :3 Also go to Gewaad's~
I dunno where I would be without my yaoi!! x3
I am a furry~!
~Twilight-Raising:iconTwilight-Raising: 10 hours 58 minutes ago
Hey, dude you have some incredible stuff! My fried sent me a link cause she knows I like Harry Potter and Death Note, so yeah expect some favs from me!

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Oh I SO invented the question mark.
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