Though I still dunno what I'd prefer to be...a Fugly Genius or a Sexy Retard...HMMMMM...
There's always the third option, of course.
Lupin = sexy AND genius.
(and there's the fourth option...but...that is far too depressing to think about right now...XD)
EDIT: And yes, as sooo many of you have pointed out in the comments...Wormtail is definitely a member of the fourth option. Nyahahaha, I love your minds )