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Breaking the Ice. HP7 spoiler by *Slinkers:iconSlinkers:


©2007-2009 *Slinkers
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Artist's Comments

RUN, ALBUS! RUN!

Hokay, so it would never happen. At least, not on platform nine 'n free kwarters....Mwehehehehe! :evillaugh:

But yes...according to the fangirls, an argument for Draco Malfoy = Foreplay. ('specially when it's with Harry.)


Five reasons for this comic;

1: It's for the HP/DM fangirls in the world. Especially one of them. You know who you are, dude...:fuzzydemon:

2: I LOVED the cheesy joy that happened on the platform in the last chapter of book 7. SO much UST in that "curt nod" from Malfoy.

3: I literally ROFFLE'D when I found out that Draco had named his son Scorpius. ....(No srsly...--SCORPIUS!? LOL)

4: I've stumbled upon about 756498,023843,00000 "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" pictures over the past few days...and they kill me every time. -simplemind-

5: ...Uh...:cake:?

Comments


:icongoldenshoes:
I got spoiled. D:
Oh well I really wanted to read it. : D
:icongoldenshoes:
*Dies*
FIRST COMMENT. Yay.
:icontwilighthinata:
:lmao: This is too funny for words.

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All I can say is:
I'm glad I gave you something.
I tried to give you everything.
You never gave me anything.
I am okay leaving with nothing.
:blackrose:
:iconhousefire:
HAHA XD "suprise butt-secks!"
:iconcaricaturesque:
So, the rumors are true about HP and the Weaslette XD
This is the first Surprise Buttsecks work I have come across, but I must say..
I FRIGGIN LOVED IT.
:D
:icontori-w:
Scorpius? That is a very... special name :XD:
Wonderful comic though, this is a much more fitting end to HP7. :rofl:

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Gotta love them Pocket Monsters. :pokeball:
:iconchiko21:
Lol, the second I started reading this I was all "HOMG!!! Malfoy's going to rape Harry!!!!" xDDD

...and I was right.

Oh slinkers...your a genious.

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I like to suck off small boys ;).
:iconyakko-warner:
:lmao:

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Leonard McCoy, Yami Bakura, Pharaoh Atem, Harry Mason, Jonathan Crane, Dahlia Gillespie :heart:
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:iconlow-light-justice:
xDD I'm not an HP/DM fan, but I'd rather have Harry with Draco than have Harry with Ginny.

xD As for the names, I think "Albus Severus" is worse. Not only that, but WTF was Harry thinking? He named his kid after SNAPE before he named his kid after SIRIUS? I mean, come on! Snape and James (his father James, not his kid James) would both bitch-slap Harry for that!

And what's with the "one of the bravest men I knew" BS? What, so Snape loving Lily enough to want Harry and James dead so he (Snape) could have her all to himself is braver than Sirius dying to protect Harry because Harry was a dumbass and just wouldn't use the god damn pocket mirror to see if Sirius was okay?!

GRAWR. Sorry for the rate, but it bugs the living HELL out of me how J.K.Rowling just had Harry forget about Sirius. I mean, in the sixth book, Harry was all over Sirius' death. He took most of the seventh to get over Dumbledore's, and apparently, he still didn't. Not to mention that the Firebolt was the last real gift he had from Sirius left, but after he lost it, did he EVER mention it again? No! And then he doesn't even name one of his kids after Sirius . . .

So, apparently, a guy you've hated for seven years is a better choice to name your kid after than a guy who was the closest thing to a father you ever had.

W.T.F.

-ends rant and faves-

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"To which, if not v i c t o r y, is yet r e v e n g e."

"Dwarven Vow #28: Like father, like son."
:iconlow-light-justice:
*Sorry for the rant

Not rate. >< Can't type when I'm irked, apparently.

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"To which, if not v i c t o r y, is yet r e v e n g e."

"Dwarven Vow #28: Like father, like son."

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