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Breaking the Ice.  HP7 spoiler by Slinkers Breaking the Ice.  HP7 spoiler by Slinkers
RUN, ALBUS! RUN!

Hokay, so it would never happen. At least, not on platform nine 'n free kwarters....Mwehehehehe! :evillaugh:

But yes...according to the fangirls, an argument for Draco Malfoy = Foreplay. ('specially when it's with Harry.)


Five reasons for this comic;

1: It's for the HP/DM fangirls in the world. Especially one of them. You know who you are, dude...:fuzzydemon:

2: I LOVED the cheesy joy that happened on the platform in the last chapter of book 7. SO much UST in that "curt nod" from Malfoy.

3: I literally ROFFLE'D when I found out that Draco had named his son Scorpius. ....(No srsly...--SCORPIUS!? LOL)

4: I've stumbled upon about 756498,023843,00000 "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" pictures over the past few days...and they kill me every time. -simplemind-

5: ...Uh...:cake:?

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:iconswiftstrike111:
swiftstrike111 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Poor, poor Albus. 
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:iconrababco:
rababco Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Al, I don't think you have a right to talk, your name is Albus Severus.
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:iconmeppikk:
Meppikk Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
WHAT! x'D Om..omg.. xD
I can't stop laughing!!xD
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:iconangelfabeth:
angelfabeth Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
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:iconschmokschmok:
SchmokSchmok Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I laughed myself to tears.
I love your comics and this is one of my favourite. It's so damn amazing xD
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:iconcheesexxmistress:
cheesexxmistress Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I don't even like harry/draco and this still made my day ^_^
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:iconmaking-stuff-girl:
Making-Stuff-Girl Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
XD Am I the only person that loves all the "weird" names that the Malfoys have? I FEEL SO ALONE. XD Haha, this was awesome. I imagine James would be that bratty asshole that everybody likes for no apparent reason, Albus would be that kid that had his few moments of sweetness (like at the platform) but would otherwise be very cold and Slytherin-like, and Lily would just be extremely sexy, but stay a virgin. XD SO MUCH HEADCANON. And Scorpius would be that sweet little boy that could POOF suddenly become evil as hell when you got on his badside. <3 SORRY FOR THE SPAM (if it's spam :I) BUT THIS IS SO AMAZING I JUST HAD TO REGURGITATE WORDS.
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:iconfelisrandomis:
FelisRandomis Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love your word organization <3

Especially the last two panels X3
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:iconcyberchan:
CyberChan Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
By the love towards this comic,
YOU.
ARE.
MY.
GOD.

Have a cookie. :iconkawaiicookieplz:
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vflorence3966 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2012
when i first read it i thought when ron called draco's son 'scorpius' it was an insult. it took me a while to find out it wasn't. :)
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humpadinkhuckleberry Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
i reckon he should have been called severus albus potter not albus severus potter that way his initials would be SAP not ASP
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animexyaoixgurl Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011
OMFG! YES!!!!
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:iconohmycowholygosh:
ohmycowholygosh Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
random and hilarious
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:iconginnabell:
Ginnabell Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
uh.......
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:iconfreddy-kun:
Freddy-kun Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
............. I must have an argument with Draco Malfoy.
Maybe I'll pass a comment about The Amazing Bouncing Ferret... >D
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1deathgod Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
And now the poor kid is scarred for life.:D
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:iconvampphoenix99:
VampPhoenix99 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
Wha... what... why...
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:iconsweethonestykeysha:
SweetHonestyKeysha Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
POR QUE!!!!!!!!! hacen eso me e traumado y cada DracoxHarry que veo me traumatiza !!!!

No!!!! En que estan pensando el mundo !!!! xD
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qwertyx2012 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011
popor scorpius his name not funny :(
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:icongavarell-nexen:
Gavarell-Nexen Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
...-FOREVER DIES OF LOL-
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:iconmanic-mitchung:
Manic-Mitchung Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha HarryxDraco
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:iconniikii-rocks:
Niikii-Rocks Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That was freakin hilarious! Loved it! :D
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:iconindirox:
indirox Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the phrase "surprise buttsecks" is always funny :D
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:iconlucydawg:
LucyDawg Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Student Writer
XD
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:iconusako89:
Usako89 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: my family just looked at me like I'm crazy for laughing at this but I don't care. It's hilarious
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:iconmorganandmarlee:
MorganAndMarlee Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011
.....*laughs to death*
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:iconrandomness-galore:
randomness-galore Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
XD Awesome!
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namesarestupid Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
lol
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RitterZaki Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this soooo much, but I have two questions due to my confusions....please answer them LOl.

1) after draco said about 'buttsecks' did he mean...........the...You-Know-What.....thingy stuff....argh just answer me.

2) and what did Draco do to Harry after he said the Buttsecks? were...they...okay, please answer me. I'm innocent.
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IVGreen Featured By Owner May 26, 2011
THANK YOU! METHINKS THE HP/DM FANGIRLS APPRECIATE IT MUCHLY.
(I know I do. :D)
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS. :boing:
SO EXCITED FOR PART 2 OF DH. SO. EXCITED. :eager:
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gothicqueen257 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahaha i love this!
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hiddeninmyshadows Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011  Student Artist
haha i love this it so amazing good job !!!!^^:heart:
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xXSweeneyLovettXx Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How could Draco's son inherit anything from Harry, he's a dude!! o.O
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:iconciirthen:
ciirthen Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011
come on, he's talking about james jr, not about scorpius :P
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:iconboundwithfoxblood:
BoundWithFoxBlood Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am laughing so I hard there are tears in my eyes!!!:rofl::lmao:
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Ashinonaraka Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Ah......I should had known. He looked at Ron with a happy look and Ron punched the daylights out of him. Then he trys and attacks Harry and Harry is majorly creeped out. Still, awesomeness funny!
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Temeraire03 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2011
Oh LMAO I LOVE THIS!
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ScratsNuts Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolutely brilliant! Love "Ahh, gutted Potter. That one inherited your hair..." LOL In fact I love all of it. :D
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Jakedj11 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...gutted as in he stole harry's heart litterally or... some other reason i cannot think of :iconotlplz:
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:iconkouichilove:
kouichilove Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
'Ahh, gutted Potter. That one inherited your hair....'
Made me giggle >w>
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:iconfeline-jaye:
Feline-Jaye Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I love "Ahh, gutted Potter."
It just strikes me as incredibly LOL.
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:iconitsgood2berin:
Itsgood2berin Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
......i always new Malfoy was a perv
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Shiori-Snily Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
hah lol, I thought Draco said "Pinnacle of Heroin" for a second ^^; lol
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:icontapix-jaywing:
Tapix-Jaywing Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it so much.
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:iconnekonyan08:
NekoNyan08 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
I DIED when he said "Come on, Potter. Don't tell me you haven't missed it?" My mom heard me from OUTSIDE, man!
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:iconpolarstar142:
polarstar142 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
no entendi :/
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:iconpixicorps:
PixiCorps Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
hopfuly Scorpius takes after his daddy. Suprise Buttsexs for every one!! (run away Albus)
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:icontaiviaeprincess:
TaiviaePrincess Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010
Run Albus! Run while you can!
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:icondaughterofapollo18:
daughterofapollo18 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
lol i love the weaselys but weaslets i just too funny!
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ljtigersilver Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010
LOve, luuuuurrrrvveee, luv, luvelles this comic!
GLOMP!
I has recced it!
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