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If Kira was one of us. Lyrics. by *Slinkers:iconSlinkers:





What if Kira was one of us.


If God had a name…
Would it be Kira
Would you let him see your face…
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity…
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong…

Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isn’t good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
Just a slob like one of us…
With Ray Penbar on the bus…
Trying to kill the criminals.

If God had a face…would it be ugly…
And would you want to see…
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe…
He’s just an idiotic kid with a dream…
To make life shitty.

Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
The joker of the circus…
People think he’s dangerous…
But he’s just a brainless twit…

Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Nobody calling on the phone.
‘Cept maybe Misa, for a moan.

Yeah, yeah, God is a dope.
Yeah, yeah, He’s just a freak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us…
With a mental illness…
Causing chaos on the bus…
Killing agents and police.

Trying to move out of his home…
To cause the murders all alone…
He thinks he’s kept himself unknown
We’ll knock him off his foolish throne
His stupidness will then be shown.
Lets smash his head in with a stone.
©2007-2009 *Slinkers
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Author's Comments

Lyreeeks. Just because so many people asked! Haha :D

[link] - Recorded by :iconaliboonga: !!!

Seriously would be best if you read them while listening to the song, because it makes so much more sense that way.


NOTE TO CHRISTIANS: I am not bashing your God, I am bashing a manga character from Death Note who CLAIMS to be God. I am not insulting Christianity, and I'm not trying to offend people. Tis a parody of a fictional story. :love:




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Oh faithful random Lion King video...

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(The comic: [link])

Comments


:iconronwyn-black-shinobi:
I especially like the last line. 'Lets smash his head in with a stone.' I actually feel bad for Kira, their being so mean to him.

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No matter where you go, there you are.

Being evil is so much more fun! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:iconrobinclone:
Holy crap, that is freaking awesome! :D

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“You can’t tell other people how to feel, you just can’t. Someone will cry; that’s fine. Others may choose to laugh, and guess what? That’s okay too. Plus, you don’t know what’s going on inside people’s heads.”
-Dr. Cox-
:iconsaharaha:
You are... awesome. xD
:iconmoon-sage:
hahahahahahahaha that's one of the best song I've ever heard, it fits perfectly with our dear god kira

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Long Live L! Lord of Detectives!!!
:iconsquirrel-ninja:
lmao Pwnage. I loved that comic of yours. Poor Raito. xD

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"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal..."
:iconaswierdasitgets:
0_0 awesome!

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-i wanna be a racecar....PASSENGER.
-If you have ever thrown a fake shuriken, kunai, or attempted a jutsu, copy and paste this into your signature.-
-what? i'm not crazy...i'm just motivated!
:iconji-chan3:
I actually remember how the song goes, so I was able to sing these lyrics in my head.

So awesome! :laughing:

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:heart: JEH = awesome :heart:
:iconninavanina:
I like the last line too :lmao: You did a good job with this song, i love the new lyric X). Musta sing it on the next school trip =D.
:icondbrloveless:
lol the lyrics!!! XD Awww but I love Raito. I would call him anytime...Misa can take her moan and shove it---.

Lol I love your lines for the lyrics though. It's really funny. God is a loser...but he is MY loser. MINE!

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I feel happiness when I eat a potato.
:icontommy-tonebender:
XD You are brilliant!

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