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New Moon: A Summary by Slinkers New Moon: A Summary by Slinkers
DAM U CULLINS. DAM U.

Notice the bad quality of this comic? I'm disgusted enough that I put effort into making a twilight comic in the first place so I'm not about to waste more time making it look smart. :B

I had to do it. I had to. Sometimes you have to smush down your pride and draw a twilight comic. It happens.

Basically decided this morning that New Moon was so pointless and so empty of plot...i could squish the whole thing into a comic and heeeere it is! Enjoy. You now have no reason to go watch it. This is my way of protecting you.

This...is how much I love you.

Nipple hair added due to popoular demand :lol:

o yes and a random slinky-factoid 4 u:

My aunt is the original artist/creator behind the Mona the Vampire books (later turned into a TV showwwww) Mwahahaha.
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:iconcrystalbreeze77:
CrystalBreeze77 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
lol
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TheOneChaos Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD so cool!

thats the true story!
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jayme61312 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
lmfao !!! made my day !
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:icononepassiononeart:
OnePassionOneArt Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol!
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:icondemonshark151:
Demonshark151 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Genius. Pure genius.
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BelaRoseWolf Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Student Writer
New Moon does suck, but this, THIS, is amazing. XD
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:iconwillycat97:
willycat97 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
i saw the movie this is better then the books and the movies combinded and that is exactly what happened
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:iconcatgirl4404:
Catgirl4404 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
this isn't like New moon at all ...... It's 20 times better then new moon. XD
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:icontransparent-soul:
transparent-soul Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
I love how by the end of the comic, all of Edward's sparkles have turned into flies.
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:iconviolivia:
Violivia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
exactly
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:iconawesomepony777:
awesomepony777 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
xD
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:iconmagentasnape:
MagentaSnape Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2011
its funny cause its true. ROFL
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:iconfakerfakerluvpower:
FakerFakerLuvPower Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Student General Artist
I watched this movie and wasted like an hour and a half of my life when i could've read this,
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:iconcelestialily:
CelestiaLily Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
Why is Bella soiling the best pillow on earth with her Mary Sue head? Mona the Vampire ROCKS!!!
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:iconlooking-glass-alyss:
Looking-Glass-Alyss Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Student General Artist
LAWL! I Love it!!
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:iconreading-and-bubblin:
Reading-and-Bubblin Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011
I just totally died laughing.
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emmadenise Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011
I think I just died :XD:
AND OMFG I LOVE MONA THE VAMPIRE :iconspazattackplz:
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t-i-m-e-traveller Featured By Owner May 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH MY GOD.
THANK YOU.
that book made of teenaged fantasies fixed up with a thesaurus.
and the movie was worse.
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:iconbrennan16:
Brennan16 Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
I just LMFAOed.
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:iconaya-the-dragon:
Aya-The-Dragon Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Student General Artist
:iconilavplz: so true....
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:icondarnimax:
Darnimax Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
This was the most boring out of all the books and I humbly thank you for making it more entertaining.
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:iconlethaldragoness:
LethalDragoness Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011
:lol: This... is win
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:iconburzguul:
Burzguul Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011
lmao XD
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:iconlahhneko-chan:
LahhNeko-chan Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
It was just ....... perfect O0O
I've just wachetd the New Moon in a few seconds XD
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LivingWhatsLeft Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
I like your version better than the original
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Time-Raining Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
Same here^^
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Kathofel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol.. :XD: You've certainly captured the mood. :D
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eleew Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
:la:
I love your Victoria! XD
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Melissa30286 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
that is cool
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:iconhincaru:
Hincaru Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this is way too awesome for words
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:iconaoitsukiofakatsuki:
AoiTsukiofAkatsuki Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND YOUR MEDDLING SPARKLES!
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leocat777 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
cool about your aunt and this is too funny XD
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:iconlourdesbuba:
lourdesbuba Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
so trueee! LMAO
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:iconanana553:
Anana553 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
LOL that was fun xD
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:iconkittykattyluv2:
Kittykattyluv2 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True.
So True.
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Lostheart101 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOLOLOLOLOL
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:iconlithiumbreath:
LithiumBreath Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
one. word. EPIC!
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AshRider Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011
oh wow! i used to watch mona the vampire... (they dont have it on anymore!!)

this is AWSOME!!!
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RoseKa Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...Before I watch this I must say; OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO EFFING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?!!?!?!!?!? Mona the Vampire was my FAVOURITE programme when I was little!! They made it into Welsh too, but that sucked xD
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RoseKa Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Pahaha this was hilarious XDD
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oujousakura Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
Is it too much to say I love you for making this? No, no it is not.
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atrum-ovis Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... Did all of Edward's sparkles just turn into flies? O.o

LOL, it was better than the actual movie! (duh) XD

Brilliant as always Slinkers! X3
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MissAnteater Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
Ya hear...that... *pop* in the distance? Yeahh, that was my brain.
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Mon-Papillon Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLOLOLOL. True.
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Bittersweetie42 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2010
You have just received the medal of awesome, for making me literally tear up laughing.
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Alyth354 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010
Luurve.
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:iconethyria-moreleye:
Ethyria-Moreleye Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
You.
Are a beautiful individual.
Roflmao.
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AofRandD Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010  Student General Artist
Lmaoooooo
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Ramona2010 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
looooooooool
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lucifers-ange Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
:| You're aunt did Mona the vampire books?! @_@ you sir COME FROM WIN!
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