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Wands. by Slinkers Wands. by Slinkers
Pwn'd by Draco's wand...no...wait...:fear:

Draco's wand is longah. And who else reckons Mr Malf used to beat Draco with his pimpy snake cane...:devilish:




HA, oh yes and my sister, :iconscampicub: just showed me this! GO NOW: [link]



And hither is where to find the the quote what inspired this piece of random: Harry Pottah, Defly Hallowz, page 14, bout half way dahn.

I think it was the "Voldmort compared lengths...Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement..." bit that got me mostly. :innocent:
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:icongreystream:
Greystream Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OH MY GOD XDDDDD
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:iconangelfabeth:
angelfabeth Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is seriously 'OMGLOL' :D Lucius' face when he realized he talked back - hilarious! And Bellatrix was amazing although I would have liked her hair slightly crazier :)
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:icontwinxlill:
twinxlill Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Bellatrix: OMGLOL!

Made me laugh so hard!! :D:D
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:iconvoldemort325:
voldemort325 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahahahah!!!!!
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:iconmalpighia:
Malpighia Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's just awesome!
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:iconkira-rein:
Kira-rein Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
That needed to be in the movie and book!
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:iconarrow-dynamic:
Arrow-Dynamic Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
I'll never look at this scene the same way again!
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:iconpewerell:
pewerell Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
lol
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:iconwingdacat:
Wingdacat Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i just spit water all over the place :iconlaughplz:
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:iconvoldemort325:
voldemort325 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i fell off my chair! * snort* HAHAHA!
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:iconkylemon73:
kylemon73 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
I would have been funnier if whe voldy compared the two wands and draco's was twice as long and then everyone broke down laughing
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:iconwingdacat:
Wingdacat Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
if i was at the meeting, i would fall out of my chair!!
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:iconbroadwaybabewa:
BroadwayBabeWA Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAH BURNNNNN, LUCIAS!! Okay now I'm picturing this happening... hehehehe
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:iconindirox:
indirox Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh euphemisms, how I love thee :D
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:iconcookietex:
cookietex Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Pfft hahaha! How did I miss this one? I usually laugh at these jokes in the books even when none of my friends get them...
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:iconalwayshp:
AlwaysHP Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011
You did the right thing, Draco
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KankurouNoKugutsu Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
This is just... oh goodness, I'm now gonna look through all of your HP comics, k? XD
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:iconkethron127:
kethron127 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
... LOLS~!
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:iconarneia:
Arneia Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I was happily grinning through that, but Bellatrix's 'OMGLOL' got me in stitches!!!!!!!!! Love it!
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:iconivgreen:
IVGreen Featured By Owner May 26, 2011
PIMP CANE.
Sorry. :D
But yes, that quote was quite...eeeeenteresting. :innocent:
Oh, Draco, are you embarassed by your silly daddy with his silly pimp cane?
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:iconme-is-kohaku:
Me-is-kohaku Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
OOOOOHHH! that explains why lucius had the cane he was compensating. =D!!
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:iconkerosenesteve:
keroseneSteve Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AHAHAHAAAAA
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:iconxlaphroditelx:
xlAphroditelx Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student Writer
Hehe
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:iconmitaki1812:
mitaki1812 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*bursts laughing*
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:iconichi-nya-san:
Ichi-nya-san Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've been waiting for the day that Draco Malfoy beats his own father for being such a git to his son! Gods, i loved that!!!
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:iconelegant-ruin:
Elegant-Ruin Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lucius noooooo D:
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:iconcutietrp:
cutietrp Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011
Lovely. :-D <3
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:iconitsgood2berin:
Itsgood2berin Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
I don't get this one, Whats so funny?
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:iconotakumutt:
OtakuMutt Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Student Digital Artist
well darlin'..Its a perverted joke..So how should I say this.......Wand length =...Penis length. <<;;
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:iconitsgood2berin:
Itsgood2berin Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011
oh.....um....thanks
*scared for life*
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:iconotakumutt:
OtakuMutt Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011  Student Digital Artist
yeah... <<;;;
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:iconnekodrayuchimaki:
NekoDrayUchimaki Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
i remember this part in the book I laughed so hard, I couldnt take it seriously.
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:iconriaruhikana:
RiaruHikana Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
Finally, Malfoy did something worthwhile.......... maybe.
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:iconobsidianlefay:
ObsidianLeFay Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010
[snickers]

GENIUS!
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:iconaltarior:
Altarior Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010   Digital Artist
Thank you, Slinkers, now Deathly Hallows is for ever a book of shame 8D
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:iconrgirlie45:
rgirlie45 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
haha lol this made me laugh when i saw this part in the movie XD
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:iconxdeducex:
xdeducex Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010
I will never read that part again without dying of laughter :D
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:iconmocha-dragon:
Mocha-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA
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:iconshadow-breath:
Shadow-breath Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
ALLOW ME

lucias you fool...
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:icongrifferin:
grifferin Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010
"And who else reckons Mr Malf used to beat Draco with his pimpy snake cane..."
..............................................................
Meh.
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:iconkasami-kat:
Kasami-Kat Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
...Mind in the gutter?
I like it. XD
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:iconpsychoticnari:
PsychoticNari Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
XD!!!!
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attemptedChemistry Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
I just want to remember to you all Draco's fangirls that Tom's wand was 13 inches and a half :3
Draco's only 10.
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:iconnekkuu:
nekkuu Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Omg :XD: Voldemort is such a pervert :D Or maybe its me... :D
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:iconwafflegnome:
Wafflegnome Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Voldemort reminds me of Salad Fingers:hexentanz:
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Yuki-Ryuzaki Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
Draco's wand is longer! Lol look at me commenting before even reading XD imma go read now, then look at linky-ness
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Kittythefembot Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010  Student Artist
That's so perverted
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:iconouranharrypotterfan9:
OuranHarryPotterfan9 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2010
lol i went to the link and had much fun reading them all. god there are some very questionable lines there.
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:iconroguerikku:
RogueRikku Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010
Lol. Love the pun. ^-^
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:iconjluvswicked:
jluvswicked Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Student General Artist
i love your bellatrix, smirking in the corner!

(sex joke)
Bella:...Ha.

(Draco pwns Lucius)
Bella: OMGLOL!

simple, yet creepy, dark, and a bit mad! love it!
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