Important.This is hard for me to say, but there's something you ought to know about me. I've been trying to tell you about this for a long time but I wimped out every time I got close to doing it. This is a huge cause of the problems in my life right now, and I guess you guys need to know what's going on.
What I'm about to tell you may change your opinion of me. I'm not proud of it, and I'm not after sympathy. All I want is for you people to know the real me. I respect you, so I wont pansy around any further. You deserve to know the truth, and I think you can take it.
The truth is...
I'm addicted to cucumber.
I'm not even fucking kidding, I'm eating 6 a day. 6 whole ones. My friends have tried to help me through this, they got me beetroots and cauliflower in an attempt to remove the cucumbers from my life...but it didn't work. I'm in a freaky place right now. I swear to god, I'm seeing cucumbers where there are no cucumbers. I reach for my tooth brush, it's a cucumber. I take a mug from the cupboard, it's a cucumber.
This addiction is rare, and people struggle to understand it. You may now be thinking "holy shit, how could slinkers keep this information from us?" I completely understand if you feel betrayed right now. I have always tried to be honest with you about the kind of person I am. If your opinion of me has changed, I completely understand. Cucumbers are terrible things, and I'm disgusted that I let my addiction get so far.
If it makes you feel any better, I am going to the cucumber rehab as often as possible. My friends and family, although initally shocked, have decided to support me through my efforts to rid this problem from my life.
I only hope you can eventually forgive me for not being honest with you.
All I can say is that I'm truly sorry.
In other news, fucking flash is being a goddamned sunnuvabitch fucking goddamnit and the halloween flash will be later than expected BUT IT WILL BE POSTED if it's the last thing i do.
I'm about to put up some halloween pics I've been sent, I want yo votes to see which one you like the best. I'm giving out two subsctiptions, one to the photo you like best and one to the photo I like best.
Also, HOW WAS YO HALLOWEEN? Tell me the stories, arrite?.
P.S. I found this under the stairs:
b0x0rz-less
Devious Comments
Better then my addiction to peaches
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Trespassers will be shot!
Survivors will be shot again!
respect bro
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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Let's work through this together.
MY HALLOWEEN WAS FULL OF ENGLISHMEN.
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It's better than my addiction to mars bars...
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our eyes barely even meet
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Ask me about my zombie plan.
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