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18 DAYS AWAY BUT WHO CARES.
It's Christmas time, and THUS it is also time for a Christmas Contest. It will be fun and I think fun things are worth a lot of time and efforts.
I have thought carefully. Very carefully. I have my book of contest plans on this desk.
The book of plans is actually right next to a bottle of pepsi-max. The pepsi-max was purchased by my lecturer, who got it free in a meal-deal from Boots. He did not want the pepsi-max. Apparently he realised just how much he did not want the pepsi-max at the exact moment that I walked into his office to drop of an assignment.
He looked at me.
I looked at him.
It was a strange moment, as we stared at each other. His expression startled me.
He frowned, and said "Slinkers. I have a question for you."
"...You do?" I replied.
"Yes," he said. "Slinkers. Do you like pepsi-max?"
I paused. This was serious. "Yes, sir. I do like pepsi-max."
He nodded slowly...conflicted. He held out the pepsi-max.
"Here. I want you to have this pepsi-max."
I stared. "But, sir...do you not want the pepsi-max?"
He smiled sadly, "No, Slinkers. I do not want this pepsi-max."
I realised then what was happening. Suddenly it all made sense. It was my duty, you see. It was my duty to take that pepsi-max.
So I took it. "I understand. Thank you, sir. Thank you for this pepsi-max."
He nodded once, then turned to continue his work. He was shaking...I left quietly. It was one of the bravest, most selfless actions I have ever seen. I will never forget it.
Never.
.....But that's not important, what's important is the book of plans next to the pepsi-max which holds the info of my new christmas contest.
SO, what are we doin this yeeeaaaaaar hmmmmm?
Well. Of course, I want you to use your brains to come up with some wicked cool designs and ideas. I want you to show me your WILD side, I want you to show me just how WEIRD you can be.
So lets imagine for a moment...that the character of christmas was not a fat, bearded man who sneaks into the bedrooms of small children and leaves them mystery gifts. In other words...let's pretend for a moment...that Santa Clause didn't exist (HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, KIDS! D: )
I want you...to design a new Christmas character. I want you to create your own Christmas legend.
Perhaps it will be a woman who surfs through your window on snow waves, pulled along by sock-wearing lizards.
Maybe a reindeer who rides on a sleigh pulled by a bunch of fat men in red suits.
Maybe...I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE IDEAS STOP CHEATING.
Design me something cool. It can be funny, smart, random, freaky, horrific, romantic. It can be drawn, it can be animated, it can be a cosplay/photograph and it can even be written!...Anything goes. Just spend some time on it yo!
Rules
#1: No fan art. ORIGINALITY PLEEZ?
#2: One entry each. NO MOAR. That means one picture/text file/animation whatevs.
#3: No past deviations, it needs to have been drawn specifically for this contest.
#4: ANYONE can enter. Even if you think you're shite at art/writing whatever, givvit a go.
#5: ONE format. So if it's a pic, only a pic. No added text. If it's a written entry, stick to wurds...etc.
#6: Submit yo entry via NOTE. Anything submitted by comment will be ignored, cause I loose track of the comments after a while!
#7: Put a bit of effort into it, I don't want a 5 second scribble andicantellwhenit'sa5secondscribble. 
#8: ...I can't think of any more rules but when I do they will be added below 
Prize
There will be three winners, all of which get a 3-month subscription from Myselfish and (thanks to
) they will also get an xmas card from me in the posts (if you win though, you best check with your parents before giving me your address!) 
In addition, anyone who enters will have their entry and usernaaaame stuffed into my journal. My fav ones will be put into a Deviation of featureness in which people can see your GREAT TALENTS!
Deadline
Boxing day of course, jeez.
(...The day after xmas...but you know that already RITE YES OKAY?...)
WHY?
Why should you take part? Because one of my most favourite things to do on this site is seeeee people make pictures that they wouldn't usually make. Some of the best entries I've seen in the past are from people who have nothing much in their gallery!
Far too many shy people on DA. Make something silly for this contest, and give me some fun stuff to look at mwaaaahahahah.
(Also...I guess I could throw in a free pepsi-max if you really need a reason to enter...I'll think about it...¬_¬ )
I will start accepting entries from now onwards, so HAVE FUNTIMES!
18 DAYS AWAY BUT WHO CARES.
It's Christmas time, and THUS it is also time for a Christmas Contest. It will be fun and I think fun things are worth a lot of time and efforts.
I have thought carefully. Very carefully. I have my book of contest plans on this desk.
The book of plans is actually right next to a bottle of pepsi-max. The pepsi-max was purchased by my lecturer, who got it free in a meal-deal from Boots. He did not want the pepsi-max. Apparently he realised just how much he did not want the pepsi-max at the exact moment that I walked into his office to drop of an assignment.
He looked at me.
I looked at him.
It was a strange moment, as we stared at each other. His expression startled me.
He frowned, and said "Slinkers. I have a question for you."
"...You do?" I replied.
"Yes," he said. "Slinkers. Do you like pepsi-max?"
I paused. This was serious. "Yes, sir. I do like pepsi-max."
He nodded slowly...conflicted. He held out the pepsi-max.
"Here. I want you to have this pepsi-max."
I stared. "But, sir...do you not want the pepsi-max?"
He smiled sadly, "No, Slinkers. I do not want this pepsi-max."
I realised then what was happening. Suddenly it all made sense. It was my duty, you see. It was my duty to take that pepsi-max.
So I took it. "I understand. Thank you, sir. Thank you for this pepsi-max."
He nodded once, then turned to continue his work. He was shaking...I left quietly. It was one of the bravest, most selfless actions I have ever seen. I will never forget it.
Never.
.....But that's not important, what's important is the book of plans next to the pepsi-max which holds the info of my new christmas contest.
SO, what are we doin this yeeeaaaaaar hmmmmm?
Well. Of course, I want you to use your brains to come up with some wicked cool designs and ideas. I want you to show me your WILD side, I want you to show me just how WEIRD you can be.
So lets imagine for a moment...that the character of christmas was not a fat, bearded man who sneaks into the bedrooms of small children and leaves them mystery gifts. In other words...let's pretend for a moment...that Santa Clause didn't exist (HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, KIDS! D: )
I want you...to design a new Christmas character. I want you to create your own Christmas legend.
Perhaps it will be a woman who surfs through your window on snow waves, pulled along by sock-wearing lizards.
Maybe a reindeer who rides on a sleigh pulled by a bunch of fat men in red suits.
Maybe...I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE IDEAS STOP CHEATING.
Design me something cool. It can be funny, smart, random, freaky, horrific, romantic. It can be drawn, it can be animated, it can be a cosplay/photograph and it can even be written!...Anything goes. Just spend some time on it yo!
Rules
#1: No fan art. ORIGINALITY PLEEZ? #2: One entry each. NO MOAR. That means one picture/text file/animation whatevs. #3: No past deviations, it needs to have been drawn specifically for this contest. #4: ANYONE can enter. Even if you think you're shite at art/writing whatever, givvit a go. #5: ONE format. So if it's a pic, only a pic. No added text. If it's a written entry, stick to wurds...etc. #6: Submit yo entry via NOTE. Anything submitted by comment will be ignored, cause I loose track of the comments after a while! #7: Put a bit of effort into it, I don't want a 5 second scribble andicantellwhenit'sa5secondscribble. #8: ...I can't think of any more rules but when I do they will be added below Prize
There will be three winners, all of which get a 3-month subscription from Myselfish and (thanks to
) they will also get an xmas card from me in the posts (if you win though, you best check with your parents before giving me your address!) In addition, anyone who enters will have their entry and usernaaaame stuffed into my journal. My fav ones will be put into a Deviation of featureness in which people can see your GREAT TALENTS!
Deadline
Boxing day of course, jeez.
(...The day after xmas...but you know that already RITE YES OKAY?...)
WHY?
Why should you take part? Because one of my most favourite things to do on this site is seeeee people make pictures that they wouldn't usually make. Some of the best entries I've seen in the past are from people who have nothing much in their gallery!
Far too many shy people on DA. Make something silly for this contest, and give me some fun stuff to look at mwaaaahahahah.
(Also...I guess I could throw in a free pepsi-max if you really need a reason to enter...I'll think about it...¬_¬ )
I will start accepting entries from now onwards, so HAVE FUNTIMES!
We made a nugget
Hello my friendlies,
I hope you're all well. You are probably growed ups now, just like me.
Just a journal to let you know that I am alive, I am very happy, oh...and I have a child now. We call him the Nugget. He is the best Nugget on this earth and I cannot tell you how precious he is to me. If you want Nuggets in the future, I highly recommend it. They give life a strange new meaning.
In other news, GOT 1st episode was awesome and The OA on Netflix is seriously worth watching!!! If I was still Slinkering those are the two things I would be drawing about.
Again I hope you are all happy and well, I hope life is treating you as well as it
Wey Hey
Hello my friendlies,
Just a quick journal to say that I am alive and kicking, now 28years old and in my 2nd house. I am also married to my Stinky partner. I am a very happy Slinkers and couldn't ask for anything more in life.
Thank you to those of you who keep, after all this time, wishing me happy birthdays and sending me notes. I miss my Slinky days but all good things must end and you were all one of then best things when I was younger.
These days I am a Game of Thrones fan, I am a Netflix addict and if you haven't seen it I suggest that you watch The OA. It is excellent and underrated.
Again anyone wanting to used my art, please feel
Well Hello
My friendlies!
Long long long time no speaks.
I thought I should stop by to let you all know that I am still alive and kicking.
I have been a busy Slinkers working my tail off trying to save monies for the HOUSE I am buying in May this year. Yes that's right. Slinkers is getting a HOUSE.
Not even like a shack house...its a real one! Like with 4 walls (MADE OF BRICKS) and a whole roof. Holy shiznits I hear you all say....is this really the cucumber addict we used to know?
Against all the odds, all of the rebounds, all of the falling-off-the-cucumer-wagons....I have spent quite some time in cucumber rehabs and I got my life on track. I hav
Iron Man 3
I miss you all my friendlies. Work is long and hard so am unable to make creations for you...but that does not stop me from discussing...IRON MAN 3 oh em jee.
Epic. Epical. Epicalish. In EVERY way.
Go see it please
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Omg ...even your journals are halarious.
Can you be any more epic with humour? 8D
That pepsi-max ... *grabs tissues*
I spy a contest which i shall consider entering. *detective mode*
Can you be any more epic with humour? 8D
That pepsi-max ... *grabs tissues*
I spy a contest which i shall consider entering. *detective mode*